He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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