i love accidental penises.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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