I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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