He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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