Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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