So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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