So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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