fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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