i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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