She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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