why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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