Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
handjob tips. give me some.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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