There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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