my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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