And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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