? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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