Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
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No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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