do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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