i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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