We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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