I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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