in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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