found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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