Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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