I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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