two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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