i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
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Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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