How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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