i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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