someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We were destined to go to rehab together
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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