So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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