that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
You left your phone here
Wait...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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