moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Randomize