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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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