Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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