This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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