went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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