The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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