Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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