I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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