hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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