It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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