I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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