Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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