just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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