And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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