I'm going to jail i love you
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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