I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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