how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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