We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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